I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
What have you done to her?
hazel was wearing augustus’s shirt from the day they first met when she found out he had passed away
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
You wanna hear something funny? When I was trying to talk myself into being interested in boys, I would look for guys like you. The kind that would pull me up on stage & get me to sing, because I would never do that on my own.
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one